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This page will be filled with past reviews of new releases. After turning five years old they will probably either be moved to classics and oddities or dropped.

From before December 2005

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Constantine
Directed By:  Francis Lawrence
R, 2hrs. 1 min.
 
Constantine (Reeves) is a demon fighter who sends the dark ones home in an effort to save his own soul.  Works won't get him into heaven, but according to the movie, self-sacrifice might.   
 
Based on a graphic novel, Reeves' character is quite a bit different (less English and not blond) than his drawn counterpart; however, Keanu seems to do very well in these dark, action movies.  As far as the movie goes, he creates a convincing character.  The movie itself has good pacing, a well done story line, and some interesting things for the theologically minded to think about.  For people who like super-hero/action movies, this is a must see.  For those who like what I call "dark thinkers," this is also a good movie for you.  I enjoyed this movie.
 
I Rated It: 8.8
Reviewed By: Mel. S.
3/16/05

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Meet the Fockers
Directed By:  Jay Roach
PG-13, 1hr. 54 mins.
 
Eventually, all future inlaws must meet.  When the stiff CIA parents from Meet the Parents (De Niro and Danner) meet the open-hearted, Hawiian shirt wearing Fockers (Hoffman and Streisand), trouble and humour insues. 
 
I must admit I have not seen Meet the Parents, but that in no way hindered my appreciation of Meet the Fockers.  The characters are enjoyable and funny, though De Niro's attention to his grandson is a little disturbing.  (How his character's child grew up normal is impossible to say.)  This would be an excellent date movie, or rental, for anyone, but the target audience is clearly people in their 20's and 30's (the audience Stiller usually works for best).
 
I Rated It: 8
Reviewed By: Mel. S.
02/10/05

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From before December 2004

I Heart Huckabees
Directed By:  David O. Russell
R, 1hr. 46 mins.
 
Characters and plot play second and third fiddle as two views of existential philosophy (everything is connected, everything is random) battle it out over Albert Markovski (Schwartzman) and his friends.
 
Huckabees is an intelligent art-house flick.  If you prefer to leave your brain in the car when you enter a theatre, don't go.  Don't bother.  This movie will make you think.  Philosophy majors may get the most out of this film, but I would recommend Huckabees to anyone who enjoys asking life's larger questions.
 
I Rated It: 8.5
Reviewed By: Mel. S.
11/16/04

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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Directed By:  Kerry Conran
PG, 1hr. 47 mins.
 
A big city reporter (Gwyneth Paltrow) and a hot shot pilot (Jude Law) set off to save the world from giant killer robots and get the news scoop while doing it. 
 
This movie is exactly as bad as it sounds.  The retro-style filming, comic book-like camera shots, and special effects do nothing to save the poor quality script and over the top acting.  Sky Captain sets out to be retro cool, but the retro is a little too realisticly cliche.  There are reasons people don't make movies like that anymore, and Sky Captain kept every one of those reasons in the picture.
 
I Rated It: 4
Reviewed By: Mel. S.
10/25/04

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Laws of Attraction
Directed By:  Peter Howitt
PG-13, 1hr. 30 mins.
 
Two New York lawyers (Moore, Brosnan) fight for divorce traffic in this romantic comedy.  Each one is a well-trained professional who never looses a big case, until they meet each other.  To quote an old saying, all's fair in love and war. 
 
This is the best romantic comedy I've seen in quite a while.  It's about finding love after you've given up--not another teen movie, and more realistic than most of its kind.  If you've seen Adam's Rib and liked it, you will like this one.  Laws of Attraction is a definite nod to the earlier movie.  Also, Brosnan's character seems quite comfortable in a comic roll, a great departure from his recent role as James Bond. 
 
I Rated It: 9
Reviewed By: Mel. S.
05/15/04

From before December 2003

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Intolerable Cruelty

Directed By: Joel Coen

PG-13, 1hr. 40 mins.

 

An unstoppable divorce lawyer (Clooney) falls in love with a money-seeking vulture of a woman (Jones) that he destroys in court.  He would give up everything to win her as well, but what he'll get will be more than what he bargained for.  

 

This is a very lively comedy.  I have never seen George Clooney ham it up like the way he does in this movie.  The cinematography is purposefully overdramatic, reminiscent of Strictly Ballroom and almost mocking the romantic comedy genre.  My first reaction as I walked out of the theatre was, "not an Oscar picture, but a good time!"  I do think this is one to see on the big screen, rather than waiting for the rental.  Highly enjoyable.
 
Rated It:  8
Reviewed By:  -Mel. S.
10/30/03

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Uptown Girls
Directed By:  Boaz Yakin 
PG-13, 1 hr. 34 mins.
 
This movie is a chick flick for sure! It will make you laugh, make you mad as far as the characters actions go, and at times make you say "AWW." 
 
Molly Gunn (Brittany Murphey)  was well off after her famous father and mother died and she was able to shop until she dropped. One day after her rockstar boyfriend leaves her heartbroken she finds out that the man who was supposed to handle the money left town with it. She then must find a job and move out. Her friend's manager Roma (Heather Lockleer) needs a nanny for her 8 year-old daughter Raye (Dakota Flanning also in "I am Sam") who has gone through three nannies in a short amount of time so Molly takes it. Molly and Raye don't act their ages, but end up learning from each other.
 
I Rated It:  7
Rated By:  Carrie H
9/6/03

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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde
Directed by:  Charles Herman-Wurmfeld
PG-13, 1 hr. 34 mins.
 
Elle decides to take on Washington--as an animal rights lawyer!
 
Was a great story, but it needed more action, less pink. 
I Rated It:  2
Reviewed By:  Bethany W. (Age 11)
 
I fell asleep. It was a waist of my short life.
I Rated It:  1
Reviewed By:  Blake W. (Age 8)
 
It was rather uninteresting and quite forgetable.  If you haven't seen it, don't bother.
I Rated It:  4
Reviewed By: Lisa W.
7/18/03

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Pirates of the Caribbean

Directed By:  Gore Verbinski

PG-13, 2 hrs. 23 min.

 

ARRR, ye scurvy sea dogs, go see this movie or ye'll be walkin' the plank! This movie gets its story from the classic ride at Disney Land. Makes you wonder why exactly I am even writing this review doesn't it? With a cast including Johnny Depp (Edward Scissor-Hands), Orlando Bloom (Lord of the Rings), and Geoffrey Rush (Frida) how could you go wrong?

 

Basically what this movie is about is a crew of cursed, pirates led by Captain Barbossa (Rush), who can only lift their curse with the missing piece of the Aztec gold that caused the curse and the blood of one of their deceased crew members. Thinking that the governer's daughter is the daughter of 'Boot-strap Bill' they kidnap Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightly) along with the last piece of gold. Will Turner (Bloom), a childhood friend of Elizabeth's, sets out to rescue her, with Captain Jack Sparrow (Depp).

 

It's worth seeing again and again. It has a great cast, storyline, and acting, and wonderful special effects and fight scenes.

 

I Rate It: 9.5

Rated By: Megan C.

7/11/03

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Matrix:  Reloaded 
Directed By: Larry & Andy Wachowski
R, 2 hrs. 18 mins. 
 
This second installment in the Matrix (soon to be) trilogy is quite good.  This is a hard movie to review, because it holds many surprises that I dare not reveal.  There are certainly a number of these surprises, the end not being the least and they are at least half the fun of the sequal. 
 
The plot is simple, Neo must choose between Trinity and Zion.  Who will he save?  Inbetween the beginning and the choice are serious pieces of sybolism and mental imagery.  And, of course, special effects that are very impressive. 
 
There has been some comment that there is something missing that the first one had, even among people who said they loved it.  This is certainly not the result of poor craftsmenship.  I think, when the third portion reveals itself in November, the whole will feel more...complete. 
 
Note:  Watch the credits (even though they be long) for the Matrix 3 preview.
 
I Rated It: 8.6
Rated By:  -Mel. S.
5/15/03

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Chicago
Directed by: Rob Marshall
PG-13, 1hr. 47 mins.
 
Film version of the Broadway hit, Chicago chorus girl Roxie Hart (Zellweger) lands in jail after shooting her lover. There she meets Velma Kelly (Zeta-Jones), another chorus girl and murderess. Soon, they're competing for the legal services of slick lawyer, Billy Flynn (Gere), and for attention from the media. http://www.moviefone.com/showtimes/movie.adp?movieid=12831&uid=5519
Is where I got the basic plot info, because my description would be too simple.

I saw previews for this film and thought it would be interesting to see. I had no clue it was based on a play when watching the preview for the movie. I then heard it won some Golden Globes and that it was based on a play. I didn't really know what to expect. The costumes were very time period. The singing was great especially Roxie's (Zwellweger) and Billy's. I enjoyed the puppet scene and Roxie's husband Amos Hart (John C Reilly who deserves an award) was a great character and I felt sorry for him.

Overall, it wasn't exactly what I expected and I probably could have waited until it came out on video. Though I am not the best judge when it comes to a good musical. My friend said she wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
 
I Rated It: 6
Reviewed By: Carrie H.

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A Man Apart

Directed By: F.Gary Gray

Rated R, 1 hr. 49 min.

I will admit.  I pretty much only went to see this movie because I think Vin is hot.  Hey, what can I say?  'XXX' was one of the best movies out last year, indeedy.  This movie, 'A Man Apart' is about Shawn, a DEA agent.  Shawn and his gang (and I do mean gang quite literally) take down one of the biggest drug lords in all of Mexico.  They think their hard work is over for awhile, yet their actions start a chain reaction that reminds one of 'Collateral Damage' (anyone seen that special movie?).  Blood, gore, and some nastyness, this movie is short on plot and high on the body count. The more I think about it, the more it reminds me of Lethal Weapon.  I am not exactly sure why.  I keep thinking that it seems like a remake, or at least they borrowed part of the plot.  Anyways, do I recommend it?  Heck yeah, it's Vin Diesel for crying out loud!  I enjoyed the story, and there are some supporting characters that are a hoot and a half.  Warning: It is rated R for a reason, there is some thong and bums that I would have rather not seen.

I Rate It: 7

Reviewed By: Jess S.

4/6/03

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Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers
Directed By: Peter Jackson
PG, 2 hrs. 59 mins.
 
Two towers, the second movie in the Lord of The Rings trilogy, was a wonderful counterpart to the book.  I was worried that it wouldn't be well done, but Peter Jackson is pure genius.   The actors are very well chosen and the effects were not lacking.  Although, in some parts the graphics did make me laugh a little.  There were parts they added that were not in the book; which, I didn't understand, because there were enough parts in the book that they had to cut some elements from the book out of the movie.  No need for the adding.  Also, Arwen has been made a huge character, which only makes me want to cry, because she's only mentioned a couple of times at the end of the third book.  I think its because Liv Tyler is such a huge actress, but I was very disappointed by her constant apperances on the screen for no reason.  The elves were extremely wonderful in this movie, as always.  They make your heart race. Lots of elves mean there is quite a bit of elven language in this movie that they don't translate, which is quiet frustrating if you notice that sort of thing.  The action scenes are amazing, although it seems that Legolas gets all the really good moves.   The Ents are wonderfully done and give you a real fealing for the green side of Middle Earth, which is what everyone is really fighting for in the trillogy anyway.  All together, this was a wonderful movie which everyone should make it a point to see. 
 
I rated it:  a high nine
Reviewed By: Mary S. 

From before December 2002

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Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Directed by: Kelly Asbury, Lorna Cook
PG, 1 Hr.  44 Mins
 
A horse is born wild and free.  Some seem just a little more fond of that freedom than others.  This horse is bound and determined, not only to stay free, but to protect his herd from the often dangerous world around us.
 
This was a surprising movie.  The horses don't talk, except for the main character's scattered naration, but that does nothing to hinder the movie in plot or flow.  Indeed, the artists drew everything right into their faces better than words could do!  And, if a silent movie scares you, the humans in the movie speak normally.  I would recomend this movie to anyone of any age as a good, wholesome, enjoyable movie.
 
I rated it: 8.5
Reviewed By:  -Mel. S.

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The Rookie
Directed by: John Lee Hancock
G, 2hrs 9min
 
   For a G rated live action movie, it was pretty good.  The kids even enjoyed it!  Absolutely no swearing, no violence, no sex and no nudity...what was Hollywood thinking?  But, I loved it.
   It's the story of real life science teacher/baseball coach (Dennis Quaid) who challenged his team to win Districts and he would give the major leagues a try...again.  He had been drafted as a young man but had a career ending injury to his shoulder and vowed never to play again.  In coaching, he decided to try to throw again...just to see.  After stinging the hand of his high school catcher, he pitched past a sign on a road that's set up to tell drivers how fast they're going.  He is downhearted when the sign says 76 mph.  As he walks away, the sign blinks and 96 mph shows up!!  Needless to say, his teams wins Districts and he tries out for the major leagues.

Great story...I'd give it an 8.
Reviewed By: Lisa W.

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Spider-Man
Directed by: Sam Raimi
PG-13, 2 hrs. 01 min. 
 
Oh the Cheese of it all!  This long awaited movie tells the stroy of Marvel's famous Spider-Man.  Told from the web-makers point of view, this movie was the cheesiest movie I've seen all spring.  It starts before he was a hero--when Peter Parker was, basically, high school's geek of the week.  Bit by a spider on a class trip, he morphes into his towns best weapon in the ever present fight against criminal activity.  In the process he learns when to help those in need (always), wins the love of his life (Kirsten Dunst), and learns fighting evil always comes at a painful price. 
  This movie was incredibly cheesy.  It had even the die-hard fans with me rolling their eyes at the massive amounts of cheddar floating across the screen.  Half the movie was spent introducing the story to the two people out there who don't know it, and the other half was spent mooning over it.  I would suggest saving this one for a rental; for that would be well worth it. 
  I would also suggest going to see a sequel.  Sound odd?  Ponder this:  now that the basics are out of the way the sequel will be able to expand upon the action.  It will have a plot for it's own sake, and will therefore make a great movie in it's own right with characters we all enjoy.
 
I Rated It:  7
Reviewed By:  -Mel. S.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Directed by: Peter Jackson
PG-13, 2 hrs. 58 min
 
Ah yes, the movie of the year based upon the book of the century. The full story itself created a fantasy genre that pits earthy, natural good against a supernatural evil. This first installment is nearly a three-hour plunge into Tolkein's incredibly detailed world, introducing you to most of the major players while getting to walk with them on the first leg of their journey. The tale is of a god-like enemy named Sauron making himself a ring to rule the world and clumsily losing it in battle. Lost for thousands of years, the ring is discovered by a hobbit (Bilbo Baggins) and is passed on to his nephew Frodo. Gandalf the wizard, knowing the ring's origin, presses young Frodo to take it away to safety.

Yes, it is a movie based on a great book, and therefore drew all sorts of criticisms from Tolkein purists. There are parts missing, especially in the first third of the movie, but the film does something many often miss. It creates a feeling. You feel that Middle-Earth is real and that the odd creatures could have existed. I've read the book at least four times, read the entire trilogy just before the movie came out and I still enjoyed the story as if just being introduced. The visuals are astounding and the story is strong enough to please most critics. My only advice is this--if you know the story already, see the movie twice. The first time you'll waste orienting yourself in the story, but the second will be pure enjoyment!

I give it a: 10
Reviewed By: Tyler O.

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Stuart Little 2
Directed By: Rob Minkoff
Rated PG, 1 hr. 15 min.

 Everyone's favorite "Little" is back on the big screen.  Once again, we're brought to the "Little" household in New York City, where an adopted mouse
named Stuart (Fox) is trying to assert his independence from his overprotective mother (Davis). In the process, he befriends a helpless canary named
Margalo (Griffith) who unwittingly puts him up against a cunning and mischievous falcon (Woods). 

I think this movie was very well done.  It just picks up where the last movie left off.  The first movie (which was based on E. B. Whites classic novel) showed Stuart adjusting to life in his new family, and this movie shows him well adjusted and tackling the problems that every child deals with:  making friends, declaring his independence, and sneaking out from Moms overprotective wing.  Also, in the original Stuart Little, his parents seemed oblivious to the fact that Stuart was a mouse.  In this movie, Mr. and Mrs. Little are very aware of this fact, as we see in the beginning where Mrs. Little is very apprehensive about Stuart playing soccer because of his diminished stature. 

However, this movie did have its shortcomings.  It implied that Stuart and Margalo are growing past friendship.  I could go on a MAJOR tirade here.  First of all, he's a mouse and she's a bird.  I'm not sure a romance like that is even possible.  Secondly, can't a guy just be friends with a girl without it becoming a romantic thing?  Why can't they just be friends??

Even with this little fluke, I believe this movie was well worth the money.  It's a good, wholesome movie with little or no bad language, no sex, and lots of non-perverted humor.
 
I Rated It:  6.5
Reviewed By:  Dave H.

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Ice Age
Directed by:  Chris Wedge
PG, 1 hr. 25 mins.
 
This was a really cute story.  A mammoth, tiger, and a sloth have found a human baby.  The sloth pleads that they should take it back to it's humans, and the mammoth finally agrees.  The tiger will lead them, but he is a treacherous fellow, and liable to lead them into more danger than good.
 
This is a new and different twist of a story, and cudos for that!  The graphics are good, and the acting is enjoyable.  (Ray Ramano has come a long way.)  This is a story for children under 12 AND their parents.  There is nothing TOO unexpected.  Just enjoy it for what it is, a cute little story about group of loners who learn to become a team.
 
Rated it:  9 for kids, 8 for adults
Reviewed By:  -Mel. S.

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Kate & Leopold
Directed by: James Mangold
PG-13, 2 hrs. 11 min.
 
Here it is! Chick flick of the year! Kate's ex-boyfriend is doing some experimentation with time. He's flabergasted when he falls into 1867; all his theories were correct! However, a bit of his research follows him home. Leopold, the gentleman of royal blood from the past, falls in love with Kate. How will they bridge the distance between them?

This simple story is told with a lot of heart. The likeableness of all the characters, the authenticity with which the parts are played, and a small twist in the ending really bring this one together. If your looking for something uncomplicated and honest, this is it. It would make a great date movie, or a later rental.

I rated it: 8.5
Reviewed By: -Mel. S.

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Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius
Directed by: John A. Davis
G, 1 hr. 27 min.
 
Jimmy is an overzealous, confident kid just trying to fit in and...oh yeah...save the planet. This movie was a blast for the 10 and under crowd in the theatre with me. The computer graphics were innovative as were his use of carnival rides as spaceships.

As an adult, however, the predictability level of this film was a little over the top. I did manage to laugh out loud 2 or 3 times, so it wasn't a total loss. All in all, very amusing indeed.

I rated it: 9 (for kids), 5 (for adults)
Reviewed By: Lisa W.

The Majestic
Directed by: Frank Darabont
PG, 2 hrs. 39 min.
 
Is this a wonderful life or what? This Jim Carrey movie feels like something out of an old Capra film. Carrey plays a man without a memory. The small town he comes to love calls him Luke.  He doesn't know his past is about to catch up with him.

Looking clueless and lost through most of the movie, this must have been a hard role for Carrey--an actor known for his overacting abilities. He does an excellent job here though, I cried.

I rated it: 9 (if your feeling cheesy), 7 (if not)
Reviewed By: -Mel. S.

Ocean's 11
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
PG-13, 1 hr. 57 mins
 
Ocean's a quick paced story of an ex-conn out for a little revenge. Nothing vicious, just total and complete anilation. The greedy guy took his girl while he was in jail, now Ocean will take all greedy guy's money and hopefully the girl as well.

It's a simple plot with some lovely twists. At the edge of my seat the whole time, I walked away wondering what was part of the conn and what was what happens along the way. There's even a few questions about whether this is really the end! This is not a total guy flick (I'm a girl and I liked it), but it does have some nice explosions. I would call it a fun flick for now and an must-see rental for later.

I Rated it: 9
Reviewed By: -Mel. S.

From Before December 2001

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Monsters, Inc.
Directed by: David Silverman, Pete Docter
G, 1 hr. 46 min.
 
Two monsters let a little girl into their world. Now two monsters must get her out! Quick, before anyone finds out, she must be saved!

This was an adorable movie. With the espected Disney all-star cast and the Pixar company's grafics it was hard to beat. It was a story for adults, as well as kids. And, that little girl! Who could resist such cuteness? It's another excellent film from the Toy Story people.

My rating: 8
Reviewed by: -Mel. S.

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Hearts in Atlantis
Directed by: Scott Hicks
PG-13, 1hr. 41mins.
    
Anthony Hopkins plays a stranger who comes to lodge above the boy's house. It all starts when Anthony Hopkins' character asks the boy to look out for anything strange in the neigborhood and read his paper for him. What follows is a series of events that change the boy's life forever.

Based on a book by Stephen King, this was a thoughtful, impressive movie about a little boy who grows up. There is a confidence in this movie that comes through throughout. The only bone I had to pick with it was the ending. I thought the boy should have retained some of the abilities the older man shared with him, thus creating a feeling of continuation, a feeling that the special qualities of the man won't be lost when he is gone.

Rated: 8
Reviewed By: -Mel. S.

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Directed By: Chris Columbus
PG, 2 hrs. 40 mins.
 
Harry Potter. No one still breathing can't NOT be aware of the controversy. Well, the movie is out, right in time for the various holidays at the end of the year. Funny, the movie came at the right time, after everything that happened this year. It's a happy movie. It's, in part, what we needed as a nation.

So, what's to say? It was done right. The screenwriters were faithful to the book as much as they could be--which keeps fans happy. The movie lacked a few certain plot points, but nothing detrimental to the story. The cast is perhaps the most carefully and perfectly chosen ensemble cast I have ever seen in a movie. Everyone was perfect for their respective roles.

As for the controversy. I'm a stalwart fan. I say, read the books and watch the movie before you DARE pass judgment on Rowling and her wizard lad. Magic is necessary to the story, but witchcraft is portrayed in a fantastical manner. I've heard most witches are rather offended by certain elements. Frankly, the morals of the story far outweigh anything negative. A Christian would do well to follow some of the morals in here--friendship, loyalty, forgiveness, bravery, selflessness. If one feels a conviction not to see or read Harry Potter, that is fine. Note, however, he is in the same vein as the Brothers Grimm, C.S. Lewis, Tolkien, and most fairy tales. For my piece, I recommend Harry Potter, if you wish to give it a go.

My score: 9.
Reviewed By: Becky P.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Directed By: Chris Columbus
PG, 2 hrs. 40 mins.
 
Being that I have not read any of the Potter books, and my good friend RC was paying, I went and saw Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone. The movie briefly details the first 10 years of the young boy's life, which he spends as a normal non-magic human raised by his aunt and uncle. It goes into great detail about his 11th year, which he spends at Hogwart's school of wizardry and witchcraft. He is nearly instantly befriended by two other first year students Together, they cause enough trouble and break enough rules to be expelled, and yet because Harry is so famous in the witch world, and because every thing works out for the better, they dont get the boot.

I myself had a hard time buying the main premise behind his being famous. He was the only person to ever survive the wrath of the evil wizard Valtimor. Valtimor killed both of Harry's parents, yet could not destroy the infant Potter. Potter somehow has some mysterious wizardry gifts that no one can match, yet everyone seems to be able to explain them to him.

Other than that, I found the movie to be rather entertaining and funny. This however is in a way a problem. How you ask? Simply this, the magic performed in this movie is all the same sort of sorcery that any God fearing Christian has been commanded to stay away from. This movie makes using magic look fun and inviting, which I do believe can and will easily lead many children to investigate a life in the occult. It also seems to be a bit on the instructional side, showing how and what incantation to use to perform many of the smaller feats of magic, like levitation and unlocking of doors. The message of love makes your craft skills better, is a dangerous message to present to our youth. As a discerning adult, I could not bring myself to allow anyone under the age of 16-18 into a movie like that, without parental supervision, which would include a discussion after the movie, about the reasons why it is dangerous.

Rating: This movie gets a 9 on the secular side, for being a wonderfully made movie filled with humor, a couple twists, and a pretty much well laid plotline. On the Spiritual side, I must give this movie a rating of a 1, for being drivel that will simply rot the minds of those to young to handle it.

Reviewed By: Jason Smith,
Pacific Northwest correspondent
11/17/01

Rush Hour 2
Directed by: Brett Ratner
PG-13, 1 hr. 45 min.
 
Having missed the first Rush Hour, I was a bit leery of rushing into the sequel. Only my amusement at previous Jackie Chan movies brought me through the theatre doors. Having said that, I am pleased to report a positive review. It was original and funny (not old jokes on replay or sequel "in" jokes). Even the plot was edible.

In the story, Lee and Carter start out on a police investigation in Hong Kong that appears fairly simple. Refusing to stay that way, the story drags them back to L.A. where a serious counterfeit king must be uncovered. Along with all that is the resolving of a father's death, giving the plot more human interest and depth.

This one rates: 8
Reviewed by: Melinda S.

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Directed by: Hironobu Sakaguchi and Motonori Sakakibara
PG-13, 1 hr. 45 mins.
   
The year is 2065, and Earth is, for all intents and purposes, demolished by spirits and phantoms. Humans live in barriered cities above the old cities, a bit like in 'Big O' (Cartoon Network, Toonami). Our main character, Dr Aki Ross, opens our story, hurtling into Old NYC to find a lifeform which may contain the needed sixth spirit wave. For months she has dreamed of a strange alien planet and its destruction. She knows the dreams are signals to the fate of her own planet and hold the key to understanding the phantoms. She works for one Dr. Sid, an elderly genius who discovered that the attacking phantoms contained the same sequence of spirit waves as humans. He believes in the spirit of the Earth, Gaia (as in Greek myth, yes), and believes these spirit waves hold the key to defeating the phantoms destroying earth.

The altercations between humans and alien phantoms aren't the only conflict here. One General Hein lost family to the phantoms, and he is obsessed with their destruction. He is an advocate of the Zeus, a huge bio-ethereal laser that can destroy phantoms. Dr Sid and Aki are dead set against this weapon, for they fear it would actually harm Gaia in the process of defeating the phantoms.

The dialogue is fairly unoriginal and often falls flat when it attempts humour, mostly in the guise of technogeek/pilot Neil, although he is truly a amiable sort. Most of the characters ARE actually stock characters, but--doggone it--they're LIKABLE. Aki is your typical heroine, with her own secrets. Gray is your stalwart lover. Neil is the sarcastic, and slightly lonely, techno-boy. Jane, another Deep Eyes member, is the tough, buff chick. Sgt. Ryan is portrayed as a muscular and honourable second in command. The plot is clichd in an anime sort of way, but enjoyable. The end is truly non-western, bittersweet and almost unhappy for individuals but hopeful for mankind, allowing characters to display their bravery, honour, and grace.

The true prizes here are the cast and the animation. The cast is amazing. Ming-Na as Aki, Alec Baldwin as Gray, Ving Rhames are Ryan, Peri Gilpin as Jane, Steve Buscemi as Neil, Donald Sutherland as Dr Sid, and the incredible James Woods as General Hein. Jean Simmons from 'Guys and Dolls' and 'Spartacus' even pops up in a small role.

The animation...is about as perfect as CGI can get right now. In some scenes, it truly looks real, from the landscapes to the mole on Aki's lip. Skin pigmentation is done very intricately. Hands have veins, and eyes have wrinkles. Incredible. I was nearly drooling. The kissing scene isn't bad either. So, yeah, check this puppy out.

My rating: On story--7.5. On animation--9.5.
Reviewed by: Becky P.

The Princess Diaries
Produced by: Whitney Houston, Debra Martin Chase and Mario Iscovich
G, 1 hr. 50 min. 
 
This is a darling movie! It's clean, good fun that makes it beyond the simplistic air of most G rated fare. It has a star filled cast, including Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway, Hector Elizondo, and Caroline Goodall. Hector is especially charming and Julie Andrews plays a lovely grandmother/queen.

A girl in high school, Mia is the typical invisible teenager. Suddenly, she finds herself bound to be the next queen of Genovia, a small European country. Between the media circus that ensues, the princess lessons she takes with her grandmother, and the totally new life; Mia is not quite sure she wants to take the position offered. What will her choice be?

If you miss this one, it would make a good family rental for future months.
I rate it: 8
Reviewed by: Melinda S.

A.I.: Artificial Intelligence
Directed by:  Steven Spielberg
PG-13, 2 hrs. 25 min.
 
WARNING: sad movie, bring a tissue.

A.I. is about a computer boy who wants to be real in order to gain acceptance. Little of the plot can be given away without spoiling it. However, the boy goes through things a boy should never have to go through to gain what should have come a lot sooner: dreams. If you are looking for fast movie this is not it. Over two hours long, it drags on far longer than it needed to.

So why go see it? If you are a science fiction fan, or a fan of Asimov's rules of robotics, or if you just like the idea of artificial intelligence--go see it. It has wonderful special effects. (Could we get anything less with Steven Spielberg directing?) Haley Joel Osment does a marvellous job as the boy. Robin Williams also makes a pleasant surprise appearance.

This one gets a: #7
Reviewed By: Melinda

America's Sweethearts

This is a movie full of surprises. Packed with stars like Julia Roberts, Billy Crystal, John Cusack, and Catherine Zeta Jones it could hardly be less than a great movie.
The story is of two sisters, two relationships, a fast talking publicist, and a movie that will ruin them all. Or will it? Julia plays the likable sister, Zeta plays the witchy sister, Cusack plays a jealous husband, and Crystal plays the publicist who must make them work together for the press release of a movie that may or may not exist!
If you miss it in the theatre, see it anyway. It would make a good date movie or a rental.

I rated it: #8
Reviewed by: Melinda

From August 2001

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Evolution
Directed by: Ivan Reitman
PG13, 1hr. 43mins.

 
Avid Duchovny fans, Ann and I found ourselves sitting a theatre eagerly waiting for the opening moments of Evolution. Keep in mind that evolution (according to the all-knowing Webster) supposedly means developing/growing toward a more positive state of existence. (It can also mean the emitting of large amounts of gas, which actually happened on a rather massive scale.) We, however, walked out of the theatre afterwards with the distinct feeling that we had actually devolved.

Beware Sci Fi fans, this is not just another movie about large bugs, as some of the previews had lead some to believe. We came to the conclusion that it was actually a melding between M.I.B., Jurassic Park, and Planet of the Apes, with a little taste of Dumb and Dumber thrown in for dressing. After overcoming our initial disappointment we sat back and laughingly enjoyed the rest of the film (Well most of the rest of the movie. I personally could have done without seeing David's pasty white behind.)

Evolution is about two college professors, and a local pool maintenance guy, whose encounter with an asteroid teeming with alien life leaves their own lives turned upside down. The life on the asteroid starts out as amoebas, then quickly evolves into increasingly higher life forms. This process takes days, or hours, versus the millions of years that Evolutionists try and claim WE took to evolve (Do you really want to think you descended from a primate???). In the end the day is saved by these unlikely heroes, and their even more unlikely team using an even MORE unlikely substance. The ending made us wonder if the real point of the movie involved the eradication of interstellar dandruff.

Our final verdict? Rent it later, save your money
for Shrek. This rates a #5 on the scale.
Reviewed by: Jek and Ann

From July 2001

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Save the Last Dance
Directed by: Thomas Carter
 
I went into this movie not knowing what to expect. It's a story about a girl who looses her mother, her dance, and her life all in one go. She must make her way in a new hip-hop world while finding her dance and herself. Entwined with all that is a Romeo and Juliet story with a...no, I won't tell the ending.

This is one of those movies that you watch, waiting for the end, but not in a bad way. One asks, will it be a typical Romeo tragedy? Or will it have a happy ending? I won't tell what happened, but I will say that I liked it. Also, her audition dance at the end is excellent! It's almost worth renting the movie just for that! The only thing is, if you don't like hip-hop you may want to skip this one. Except for her last audition song, you can not get away from it.
Hint: Also, if you can, rent it on DVD and view the deleted scenes!

I rated it: #8
Reviewed by: Melinda

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